Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He did a backflip because drugs
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