...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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