Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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