i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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