He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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