thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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