You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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