i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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