what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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