Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.