I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY