He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM