Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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