i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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