i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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