I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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