never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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