Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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