she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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