He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Where did you get a picture of my penis
My hand turned me down
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
being pregnant is like rehab
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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