I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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