This is not my ceiling
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I didn't shave. On purpose
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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