I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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