Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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