i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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