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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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