my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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