dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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