It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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