fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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