Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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