He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
How does it feel to date your dad?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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