Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
