is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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