Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Randomize
