Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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