All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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