so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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