South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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