margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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