i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
How's work?
Spinning.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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