Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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