He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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