ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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