I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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