No, you can still breathe under the balls.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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