OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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