Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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