I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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