Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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