weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We got so high we made milksteak
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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