I just made out with a guy for $7.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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