Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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