You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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