i can't believe i had my finger in that
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
