You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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