You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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